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12th richest athlete Naomi Osaka to seek ‘Beast Mode’ as new PR advisor

Following her sensational withdrawal from the French Open, 4-time Grand Slam champion Naomi Osaka is tipped to seek out prominent mental health expert Dr Marshawn ‘Beast Mode’ Lynch in a bid to address her approach to media duties. The move comes after Osaka elected to withdraw from Roland Garros where she entered as the NumberRead More

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Melbourne office worker filthy about lockdowns and being forced to work from home

One of the proudest Melbournians in the city he still rates as the world’s most livable, office manager Hugh Honey is livid that fresh lockdowns will force him to revert back to working from home, an experience he deemed a nightmare last time this happened.  The Essendon resident loves waking up at 6.00am to ensure

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Elon Musk announces Tesla Meme, newest EV for poor millennials

Fresh from the insane amount of fun he has had toying with cryptocurrency markets through his Twitter account, Elon Musk has announced the latest Tesla model which will be designed specifically for his adoring fans, none of which can afford the current line of Tesla electric vehicles.  The Tesla Meme will hit production lines in

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Bill Gates lined up for next season of The Bachelor

Shares in The Walt Disney Corporation (NYSE: DIS) are being watched closely with rumours swirling of efforts being made by the Company to secure Bill Gates for next season’s edition of The Bachelor. The news comes just days after Gates and wife Melinda confirmed the two have mutually agreed to part ways which will see

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Atlassian boss shops for new HQ as tech giant implements ‘Team Anywhere’ policy

With Aussie tech unicorn Atlassian set to adopt its new “Team Anywhere” policy, shareholders are praising the Company for prudent savings they will realise upon the downgrading of headquarters. Still in need of a postal address however, its visionary founder was spotted perusing some ‘interesting’ options for the post-COVID HQ. Under its new “Team Anywhere”

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Multinationals axe social responsibilities with launch of European Super Exchange

Sensing the commercial appeal of soccer’s European Super League, some of the world’s largest multinational corporations are set to announce their involvement in the European Super Exchange where corporate regulation will be eased to maximise corporate profits.  Under the proposed European Super Exchange (ESE) model, business practices shunned upon by national regulators are tipped to

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