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Gold and Silver rallies prompt investor to load up on Bronze
Having watched many Olympic Games over the year, investor Hugh Honey is confident that Bronze will be the next commodity to boom following recent rallies in Gold and Silver prices. So confident is Honey, he has taken out various loans to hire storage spaces and filled them with the metal having stockpiled Bronze while it
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Group chat mate schemes to ‘crash the ASX’ after reading one GameStop article
After understanding the collective power of the internet, minnow investor Vic Vinegar is preparing to bathe in bathtubs of ‘pineapples’ through his plan to replicate the GameStop rally in Australia, with a scheme he has concocted through the “Lads” group chat. “holy sh*t, did youse guyz sees da rally on game stp???” posted Vinegar. “We
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Mouldy cheese and rotten fish found scattered throughout White House
A small Latino family business has hit the jackpot after discovering mouldy cheese and rotten fish hidden throughout the White House as part of what had been a basic cleaning contract prior to the arrival of newly inaugurated President, Joe Biden. The work had originally just covered steam cleaning of all carpets which had been
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Brooklyn stripclub IPO insanely oversubscribed following Harden trade
Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn-based IPO following news of a monster trade that rocked the world and has sent 8-time NBA All Star, James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets. With the arrival of Harden to the area, Brooklyn FishNets has been inundated with interest in their Initial Public Offering.
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New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
For investor Hugh Honey, 2021 will be a year of transformation as he plans to win back the respect of those around him through his New Year Resolution to stop declaring stock tips that send his mates deep into the red. In doing so, Honey has bought a new phone which does not enable him
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Losing Punters seek class action against Crown claiming to be ‘robbed’
Gamblers that lost money gambling at Crown Casino have joined the procession of victims that have emerged to have suffered as a result of money laundering that Crown Resorts (ASX: CWN) knowingly facilitated. Punters who lost while gambling at a Crown Resorts venue are invited by law firm Paddy & Partners to join a class
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