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Victorian economy requests to trade “thoughts and prayers” for actual money
Financial difficulties created by Stage 4 lockdowns have tightened the budgets of most Victorian families but thankfully, the State’s economy is well stocked up on thoughts and prayers. There has been an outpouring of “thoughts and prayers” from Australian politicians being sent to the State but as the Victorian economy notes, it’s very difficult to
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Melbourne Mum sells cloth facemask, changes LinkedIn title to ‘Designer’
Despite having been a stay-at-home Mum since the birth of her first child ten years ago, Martina Martinez is proud to be re-entering the workforce having successfully sold her first home-made cloth facemask. The sale via the popular Facebook group for mothers, ‘Gossipy Melbourne Mums’, has prompted Martinez to further her once-burgeoning career ambitions by
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Unemployed millennial insists $86bn budget deficit is “not my problem”
With news of Australia incurring a $86 billion budget deficit for FY20, the largest since World War II, some young Australians are confident that the Country is in good shape and that others, anyone except themselves, will resolve future economic issues. Despite the impact which the budget deficit will have in future years, and likely
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Retail employee gets wasted from hand sanitiser to prove alcohol content
With foot traffic having dried up through shopping centres, Mosaic Brands (ASX: MOZ) employees have stuck firm by their employer which has withdrawn the sale of hand sanitiser products identified to have just 23% alcohol content when the standard is at least 60%. Despite group consumer group Choice identifying the low alcohol content, Mosaic stands
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Once-savvy Victorian declares AaaS business bankrupt
As Australia condemns Victoria for their guest-bonking hotel security staff, Hugh Honey has learnt the hard way that no one wants to be looked at as ‘that guy’ from Victoria. Just one week after launching his Address-as-a-Service business to assist Victorians residing in suburban hotspots to avoid lockdown, Honey has declared the business bankrupt. Core
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Savvy Victorian launches BNPL AaaS business, Address-as-a-Service
Amid the aaS boom which started which is seeing some of the most random businesses claiming to be as-a-Service providers, Hugh Honey has stumbled on a gold mine as select Victorian suburbs enter COVID-19 lockdown. Throwing around buzz words like aaS, BNPL, recurring revenue and sharing economy, Honey has secured pre-IPO funding for his Address-as-a-Service
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